Talk Like a Tort Pirate

Still can’t really type well, but I can at least urge you all to celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day.  From last year’s post on the subject:

• Some suggested terms:
• Res ipsa loquitARRRR!
• Matey, ye caused a batt’ry when ye sliced off me hand!
• Avast!  Belay that sayin’ I assaulted ye!  Ye know ye didn’t be apprehendin’ a touchin’!  In all my years, I never seen such an addled fool!

That’s just a start, of course.  Please add more in the comments.

–BC