When the Celebrity B-List (or C-, or D-) and Tort Law Collide, We’re All Winners

You can’t help but have a good day when you get to quote this lede:

Former “Survivor” contestant Jonny Fairplay sued Danny Bonaduce, alleging battery and emotional distress after Bonaduce tossed Fairplay over his shoulder at an awards show.

TMZ, naturally, has more, including the complaint.  (And NYPI Blog has the video, God bless ’em.)

–BC