Do What We Say In That Label, Not What We Say In That Marketing Material

Yes, it’s “edible ammo,” but it’s not “ammo that you should actually eat.”  The Marshmallow Shooter directs: “Do not eat marshmallows after shooting.”

More at The Consumerist.

Incidentally, how awesome is it that a company exists called “The Marshmallow Fun Company“?  The breadth of products must be mindblowing.

Also: Aren’t you glad you don’t write press releases like this one as your job?  “Introducing the Marshmallow Blaster and Marshmallow Blower, giving you two new excuses to have your fun, and eat it, too!”  Indeed.